You’re a piece of cheese without the corners. In other words, you’re never gonna be a slice, bitch.
-Kevin Hart
A Change In Perspective: Im making my sister s’mores by the toaster. For as long as I can...
Im making my sister s’mores by the toaster. For as long as I can remember, she’s never been able to cook. I recall the last time I asked for her help in the kitchen, she began cutting a cabbage when I asked for lettuce. She really is helpless when it comes to these things and I wonder how she…
- Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
- Mom: He's black
- Me:
- Mom:
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- Mom:
- Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
